Whilst hunting, do not give your spare ammo to someone who will be the first to run at the sign of danger
The safety of revealing your currency is in direct proportion to the cleanliness and supply level of the public bathrooms in the area
Don’t turn your back at a watering hole
Walk softly and carry a big stick…and a knife…and a gun
Like your mother said- nothing good happens after dark (because that’s when the goats are harder to see)
Donkeys pay a smaller toll than cars. If someone is riding them the price is the same.
You know you’ve made a good friend when they invite you to their watering hole
No matter how technologically advanced we become, animals still aren’t used to cell phones in the brush
A can of pop cost 3 trillion Zimbabwe dollars. Make sure to wear your cargo pants if you are going out to dinner.
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